在库珀先生告诉库珀太太 贝蒂穿着内衣 After Mr. Cooper told Mrs. Cooper that Betty had been dancing in her window,
在卧室窗口搔首弄姿 让阿奇大饱眼福后 in her skivvies, for Archie's, uh, benefit,
库珀太太打电话给加州好莱坞 Mrs. Cooper phoned Hollywood, California,
所以难怪 So no wonder...
用传统的东海岸方式 对赫麦妮洛吉大发责难 to give Hermione Lodge a good old-fashioned East Coast what for
毕竟内衣是维罗妮卡提供的 since Veronica had supplied the skivvies in question.
然后爱丽丝给她的好朋友 佩内洛普布罗森打电话 Then Alice rang her good friend Penelope Blossom
向她讨教育儿经 for advice about what to do, mother to mother.
我并不惊讶 Well, I can't say I'm surprised.
惊讶什么 母亲 By what, Mother?
接线员 帮我接通斯特拉特福德747号 Operator, can you put me through to Stratford, 747?
爱丽丝库珀需要帮忙 拯救她那轻佻的女儿 Alice Cooper needs help saving her little hussy of a daughter.
艾格尼丝 你不会相信 Agnes. You won't believe...
到了早上 大家都知道了 某个版本的事情经过 So by morning, everyone knew some version of what had happened,
但大部分都不是真的 most of it untrue.
后果也无处不在 And repercussions were being felt far and near.
-她永远不会跟我说话了 是吗 -你妈妈只是需要明白 -She's never gonna talk to me, is she? -Your mother just needs to understand
你是个血气方刚的美国年轻人 that you're a red-blooded American young man,
而贝蒂是个丰满成熟的蜜桃女孩 and that Betty, well, she's a voluptuous, ripe peach of a girl.
我 我太尴尬了 弗兰克叔叔 I just...I'm so embarrassed, Uncle Frank.
你被逮个正着了吗 Well, were you caught with your pants down?
是的 你做的事是不是有点下流 Yes. Was what you were doing a little raunchy?
也许吧 Well, maybe.
但你要是对那女孩不感兴趣 我会更担心 But I'd be more worried if you weren't showing an interest in that kitten.
你暂时先专心于学业 But for now, just keep up with your schoolwork,
好好练球 远离贝蒂 focus on the basketball team, stay away from Betty.
多洗冷水澡 你一定能挺过去的 Take plenty of cold showers, and we'll get you through this, Archie.
-好吗 -好 -All right? -Yeah.
很好 Good.
你不能在男生面前 裸着身子卖弄风骚 You cannot parade around naked in front of boys.
好了 我再说一次 我和阿奇没有裸着身子 Okay, again, Archie and I were not naked.
我们只是 We were just...
在寻开心 having fun.
我们在不同的房子里 妈妈 你以为会怎样 We were in separate houses, Mom. What did you think was gonna happen?
在你身上 一切皆有可能 With you, anything's possible.
所以从今天开始 Which is why, starting today,
你要在《河谷镇大看台》上跳舞 you will be cutting a rug on Riverdale Grandstand.
妈妈 不要 Mom, no.
妈妈 我不想参加爸爸的舞蹈表演 Mom, I don't wanna be part of Dad's dance show.
爸爸的舞蹈表演里 只有呆子和老古板 Only nerds and squares are on Dad's dance show.
别再跟我唱反调 小姑娘 All right, enough of the sass, young lady.
每天下午放学后 你要从3点跳到6点 You will be dancing from 3 to 6 every afternoon after school.
我们会确保你累得筋疲力尽 We will make sure that you're nice and tuckered out
这样你不服管教的小豆豆 so there's no more late-night shows
就不能给阿奇这样性欲旺盛的年轻人 表演深夜秀了 with your pinky out of jail for oversexed young men like Archie.
如果我听说你跟那个红发变态打招呼 If I catch wind of you even saying hello to that redheaded pervert, well...
你不会想看到 我大发雷霆的样子 小姑娘 You don't wanna see me frosted, young lady.
["Tweedle Dee" playing]
♪ Tweedle-y, tweedle-y, tweedle-y dee ♪
♪ I'm as happy as can be... ♪
维罗妮卡小姐 抱歉打扰一下 Miss Veronica, pardon the interruption,
你父母给你发了一封电报 but a telegram arrived from your parents, miss.
他们肯定还在为库珀太太 告发我的事生气 They must still be peeved about Mrs. Cooper snitching on me.
"'女儿 你太不像话了' 停顿 "'Mija, you have been a bad girl.' Stop.
'是时候给你个教训了' 停顿 'Time to teach you a lesson.' Stop.
'不再给你零花钱了' 停顿 'No more allowance.' Stop.
'今天3点半 准时到巴比伦电影院上班' 结束" 'Report for work at the Babylonium Theater today at 3:30, sharp.' Stop."
他们停了我的零花钱 还让我找课后兼职 They're suspending my allowance and making me get an after-school job?
斯密瑟斯 这是虐待儿童 Smithers, this is child abuse.
如果他们以为自己能像 摧毁小母马一样摧毁我的精神 If they think they can break my spirit as if I were a filly,
那就大错特错了 they're in for a rude awakening.
健美画报
嘿 爸爸 Hey, Dad.
凯文 你用这东西做什么 Kevin, what are you doing with this?
这是健美杂志 Uh, it's...That's a bodybuilding magazine.
你从哪弄来的 Where did you get that from,
你那个叫克雷的新朋友 that new pal of yours, that Clay character?
他叫克雷沃克 不是的 His name's Clay Walker. No.
不是 爸爸 怎么 怎么回事 Uh, no, Dad. What...? What's going on?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道 凯文 I don't know, Kevin.
你跟女朋友分手 I mean, you cut your girlfriend loose,
开始和陌生男孩一起玩 you started hanging around with strange boys,
你还在看这样的杂志 and you're reading magazines like this.
这些我都不喜欢 I don't like much of any of it.
与此同时 我深感愧疚 因为我背叛了 Meanwhile, I was wracked by guilt over the fact that I betrayed my idol,
自己的偶像科幻作家布拉德雷伯里 就在那时 the science fiction writer Brad Rayberry, when...
琼斯先生 Mr. Jones.
费瑟黑德来找我兴师问罪了 ...Featherhead called me on the carpet.
《恐怖教室》
你能解释一下这个吗 Care to explain this?
我放学后有一份编写漫画的兼职 I have a part-time gig writing comic books after school.
琼斯先生 我们担心的是里面的内容 The content, Mr. Jones, is what we're concerned about.
暴力 骇人 高度色情化的内容 The violent, gruesome, highly sexualized content,
都发生在学生身上 显然是受到了你在河谷镇同行的启发 all happening to students clearly inspired by your peers here at Riverdale.
跟这种不道德的垃圾扯上关系 你不觉得丢脸吗 Aren't you ashamed to be associated with such reprehensible dreck?
不 事实上 我很自豪自己的名字出现在封面上 No, actually, I'm quite proud to have my name on that cover.
我放学后做什么碍到谁的事了 And whose beeswax is it anyway what I do with my time after school?
如果我们发现哪个学生 If we were to learn that one of our students was involved
参与了色情内容的创造和传播 in the creation and distribution of pornography,
绝对会开除他 we would absolutely expel them.
这是漫画书 先生 不是色情杂志 This is a comic book, sir. This isn't a porno mag.
我们认为两者没什么不同 琼斯先生 Well, we don't see them as so very different, Mr. Jones.
这两样都不适合孩子 都会扭曲他们的思想和灵魂 Both are inappropriate for children, both twist their minds and souls.
得了吧 Cut the gas.
这是我这辈子听过的最荒唐的话 That's the biggest load of hooey that's ever been laid on me in my life.
很简单 琼斯先生 It's very simple, Mr. Jones.
签下保证书 保证你不会再编写 Sign this agreement stating that you'll no longer write
恐怖和犯罪漫画 你就能继续在这里上学 horror and crime comic books, and you'll remain a student here.
如果你拒绝签字 Refuse to sign it,
我们会采取措施 将你开除 and we will take steps to have you expelled.
合同协议 贾格赫德琼斯
-天啊 -她来了 -Oh, my God. -There she is.
安德鲁斯 Andrews!
我能问问你们进展到哪一步吗 Can I ask, how far did you get?
我听到的版本各有不同 I'm hearing conflicting reports.
我们只是看着彼此 All we did was look at each other.
我最喜欢的英语句子是"你可以看 但不能碰" My favorite words in English, "You can look, but you can't touch."
我和阿奇近期不会有肢体接触 Well, Archie and I won't be touching any time soon.
也不会再看彼此 Or looking, for that matter.
尤其是我现在每天 都得参加我爸的恶心舞蹈表演 Especially not now that I'm on my dad's grody dance show every day.
《河谷镇大看台》 Riverdale Grandstand?
我自己还没看过 I haven't seen it myself.
电视节目让我起鸡皮疙瘩 但有可能很好玩 You know television makes my skin crawl, but it seems like it could be a kick.
是非常好玩 It's a bash.
不仅如此 这是一种荣誉 More than that, it's an honor.
是作为舞蹈队长的我非常看重的荣誉 One, as dance captain, I take very seriously.
雪柔 你怎么会是 《河谷镇大看台》的舞蹈队长 Cheryl, how and why are you a dance captain on Riverdale Grandstand?
她父母是RIVW最大的赞助商 Her parents are RIVW's biggest sponsor.
我履行舞蹈队长和发言人的职责 I do my part as dance captain and spokeswoman.
-小薇 不然你也加入舞蹈节目吧 -绝对不行 -Vee, why don't you join the dance show? -Absolutely not.
我倒是想去 I would love to,
但我今天下午要在电影院开始新工作 but I'm starting my new job at the movie theater this afternoon.
这是对我鼓励未成年人堕落行为的 惩罚之一 Part of my punishment for encouraging the corruption of minors.
说到这个 贝蒂 这是参与者的规则清单 Speaking of that, here's a list of rules for participants, Betty,
以防你又有什么变态的想法 in case you get any more pervy ideas.
"不准嚼口香糖 严格执行着装规定 "No chewing gum, dress code strictly enforced,
不准接吻 不准有下体接触" no kissing, no groin-on-groin contact."
3点半见 要准时 See you at 3:30. On the dot.
好好玩 凯文 Have fun now, Kevin.
大家都过来 Everybody, bring it in.
我相信你们大多数人 都认识你们的同学 凯文凯勒 I'm sure most of you know your classmate Kevin Keller,
但从今天开始 他是我们团队的新成员 but as of today, he's the newest member of our team,
大家热烈欢迎他 so let's give him a big Bulldog welcome.
好极了 正是我们所需的 一头软绵绵的斗牛犬 Swell. Just what we need, a cream puff Bulldog.
《黑板丛林》正在热映
她很迷人 不是吗 She's a knockout, isn't she?
是的 这里真不错 Yes, she is. Fat city.
你一定就是我的新上司了 莱姆利先生 And you must be my new boss, Mr. Lemley.
我是维罗妮卡洛吉 Veronica Lodge.
拜托了 无论我父母和你达成了什么协议 And, please, whatever arrangement my parents made with you,
我向你保证 电影院是我的快乐之地 let me assure you, movie theaters are my happy place.
从我第一次去看《娃娃从军记》开始 就一直是这种感觉 They have been ever since I attended my first picture show, Babes in Arms.
我的工作是什么 检票员 爆米花女郎 还是迎宾员 So, what's my job? Ticket taker? Popcorn girl? Usherette?
以上皆是 All of the above.
我现在只能请得起最基本的人员 These days, I can only afford a skeleton crew.
-基本上就是你 我 -还有我 -That's pretty much you, me...-And me.
我负责操作投影机 进行各种维修 I run the projector, and try to keep on top of repairs
这样这个地方才不会崩塌 so that this place doesn't collapse on itself.
-很高兴见到你 克雷 -我也是 -Enchanté, Clay. -Enchanté.
我很期待能更深入地了解你 I look forward to getting to know you better
成为团队的一员 and being part of the team.
好了 孩子们 All right, kids.
该跳博普舞了 It's time for the Bop.
直播中
["I Do Whatta Do" playing over speakers]
♪ I do what, do what, do whatta do ♪
《河谷镇大看台》
♪ I do what, do what, do whatta do ♪
♪ I do whatta do ♪
♪ Well, they call it this And you call it that ♪
♪ Say do this job, dig this cat... ♪
贝蒂 你为什么不跳舞 Betty, why aren't you dancing?
我不想在这里 也不想跳舞 Because I don't wanna be here, and I don't wanna dance.
你必须跳舞 You have to dance.
要是摄像机往这边转 拍到我们 It's bad for ratings if the camera pans this way
备受喜爱的主持人的女儿 像个木桩一起杵在这里 and catches the daughter of our beloved host with the most
收视率一定会下降 acting like a canceled stamp.
那你要我怎么办 每个人都已经成双成对了 What do you what me to do? Everyone's paired up.
不是的 道尔顿怎么样 That's not true. What about Dilton?
自从艾赛尔去了静慈修道院 他就没有固定的搭档 He hasn't had a steady partner since Ethel went to Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
-你可千万别摧残他 -好吧 -Just don't maul him, for Pete's sake. -Fine.
我过来看看你 Just checking in.
-别熬得太晚 -嘿 弗兰克叔叔 -Don't stay up too late, now. -Hey, Uncle Frank, um...
你和凯勒警长今天训练时聊了什么 What were you and Sheriff Keller talking about at practice today?
他想让凯文多接触体育 Oh, that he wants Kevin to get more into sports.
他觉得他需要一些更优秀的男性榜样 He thinks he could use some better male role models,
像你我这样的普通人 regular Joes like me and you.
凯文出什么事了吗 Is something wrong with Kevin?
这么说吧 Well,
有时候男孩会犯糊涂 不知道自己该怎么表现 sometimes boys get confused on how they're supposed to act.
别担心 阿奇 我答应了汤姆 你和我 But don't worry, Archie. I promised Tom. You and me,
我们会让凯文改邪归正 we'll straighten Kevin out.
嘿 凯文 你午餐时间有什么安排 Hey, Kev. Hey, what are you doing during lunch?
我想也许我们可以一起打篮球 I thought maybe we could hang out, shoot some baskets.
好的 没问题 Yeah, sure.
天啊 太棒了 Gee, that's swell.
我们体育馆见 I'll see you in the gym.
回头见 克雷 Catch you later, Clay.
雷伯里先生 Mr. Rayberry.
不知道我能否把这张支票换成现金 I was wondering if I could trade this check in for cash.
我不相信银行 I don't trust banks.
当然可以 雷伯里先生 Sure, Mr. Rayberry.
让我跟薪资部谈谈 Let me talk to Payroll.
谢谢 Thank you.
-再次向你道歉 我 -现在是12点半 -Again, I'm so sorry I...-It's 12:30.
你不是应该在学校吗 Shouldn't you be in school?
-我可能退学了 -为什么 -I might have dropped out. -Why?
管事的那些讨厌鬼说 如果我不停止创作漫画 Well, the finks at the top said that if I don't stop writing comic books
带坏美国年轻人 and corrupting America's youth,
就会被他们胡编的理由开除 that I'll be expelled for some cooked-up malarkey,
所以我自己跑了 so I beat feet.
希望这一切值得 Hope it's worth it.
你几点午休 What time is your lunch break, anyway?
应该随时都可以 Any time, I guess.
凯文 我们从幼儿园开始 就是同年级的 Hey, Kev. You know, you and I have been in the same grade since kindergarten.
你为什么现在突然决定打篮球 Why basketball? Why now?
是我爸的主意 Uh, it was my dad's idea.
我觉得他想让我做个普通人 I just think he wants me to be a regular guy,
而不是一匹离群的马 less of an off horse.
这话什么意思 I mean, what does that even mean?
一个喜欢体育 You know, a guy who likes sports,
喜欢你和贝蒂所做之事的人 who, um, does like what you did with Betty.
对诗歌 戏剧 音乐 Who isn't interested in things like poetry, and drama,
电影明星等不感兴趣的人 and music, and movie stars, and...
-我喜欢那些东西 -是的 但你是 -I like those things. -Well, yeah, but you're...
什么 我是什么 What? What am I?
你是正常人 阿奇 你是正常人 You're normal, Archie. You're normal.
凯文 你也是 Kevin, so are you.
是的 我很想成为正常人 Yeah, I wanna be, more than anything.
我只想像其他人一样 I just wanna be like everybody else.
餐厅
我再次真心实意地向你道歉 Again, and for the rest of my life, I would like to apologize.
因为偷了我的小说 还偷看了内容 For stealing and reading my novel.
是的 那是个愚蠢的举动 -For that, yeah. It was a chump move. -Mm. Mm-hm.
你完全有权利指责我 You had every right to bite my head off.
我是那么做了 I did.
话说回来 我 That said, I, um...
我可能反应过度了 I may have, uh, overreacted.
不 我完全理解你为什么要保护 No, I totally understand why you were being protective
《木星日志》 雷伯里先生 我 over The Jupiter Journals, Mr. Rayberry. I...
我觉得那是杰作 I think it's a masterpiece.
如果那本手稿是我写的 我想我可以死而无憾了 If I wrote that manuscript, I think I could die a happy man.
在我们开始计划你的葬礼之前 Well, before we start planning your funeral,
先谈谈你退学的事吧 let's talk about you dropping out of school.
你应该回去 教育很重要 You should go back. Education is important.
我只是不明白为什么要在 I just don't really see why I have to choose
创作漫画和接受教育之间做选择 between writing comic books and getting an education.
你不该选择 You shouldn't.
年轻人 And this, young sir,
这种情况就叫做戈耳狄俄斯之结 is what is known as a Gordian knot.
关于这个叫沃瑟斯的蠢货 把你知道的都告诉我 So tell me everything you know about this Werthers clown.
他是谁 他从哪里来 他是什么样的人 他相信什么 Who he is, where he comes from, what he's about, what he believes.
各位 我有事要宣布 Fellas, an announcement.
让我们为罗杰斯骄傲地欢呼 Let's give a proud woof for Rogers here,
他昨晚终于和珍妮史蒂文斯 who finally did the dirty deed with Jenny Stevens last night,
在他老爸的雷鸟车后座做了那件坏事 in the back of his dad's Thunderbird no less.
结合罗杰斯以及安德鲁斯与贝蒂库珀 的成人偷窥秀来考虑 Between Rogers and Andrews' X-rated peep show with Betty Cooper,
我们也许应该把球队 改名叫"淫狗队" we might wanna rename our team the Horndogs.
问题是 你们这群疯子谁是下一个 Question is, which one of you fruitcakes is next?
除非和女人上过床 否则不算真正的男人 Can't be a real man unless you've gone all the way with a woman.
我们都知道福格蒂肯定是了 你和米吉 对吧 We all know Fogarty's solid. You and Midge, right?
这不关你的事 老大 That's none of your beeswax there, Blossom.
真是神秘的人 好吧 A man of mystery. Okay.
你呢 凯勒 What about you, Keller?
你呢 朱利安 What about you, Julian?
我很确定你还是个处男 Pretty sure you're still a virgin.
继续做梦吧 Uh, keep dreaming.
我16岁生日时 我爸带我去见特瓦拉崔斯特 Crossed into the promised land on my 16th birthday,
我已经去了应许之地 when my dad took me to see Twyla Twyst.
谁是特瓦拉崔斯特 Who's Twyla Twyst?
在学校后面舒适时间汽车旅馆 工作的妓女 A floozy who works out of the Cozy Time Motel behind the school.
和她相处一晚 Spend one night with her,
老天 哪怕就一个小时 你会彻底变成另一个人 heck, even one hour, and you'll never be the same.
怎么样 凯勒 What do you say, Keller?
你愿意吗 You up for it?
闭嘴 朱利安 凯文 Put a lid on it, Julian. Kevin...
好 我愿意 我会去找她 Yeah. I'll do it. I'll go see her.
好样的 凯勒 就才对嘛 Attaboy, Keller. That's the spirit.
告诉我时间和地点 Let me know when and where.
克雷 跟我讲讲 So, Clay, bring me up to speed.
你是不是个电影迷 Am I sensing you're a fellow cinephile?
其实我想在大学里学电影制作 It's actually what I wanna study in college, filmmaking.
我知道 这听起来很疯狂 I know it sounds nutty as a can of peanuts,
但我梦想有一天能鼓舞别人 就像我的英雄鼓舞了我一样 but I dream of one day inspiring people like my hero inspired me.
-奥斯卡米考斯 -他是谁 -Oscar Micheaux. -Who's he?
一个黑人导演 A Black director.
他和DW格里菲斯 和玛丽毕克馥是同期 He started at the same time as D. W. Griffith and Mary Pickford.
如果我们今天要纵情地做白日梦 Well, if we're indulging in pipe dreams today,
我从来都不喜欢站在镜头前 I've never been crazy about being in front of the cameras,
但我热爱电影行业 but I do love being near them.
也许有一天 你注定要管理一家电影公司 Well, maybe your destiny is to run a studio one day,
然后你就可以 雇我执导我的第一部电影了 and then you can hire me to direct my first movie.
成交 Deal.
莱姆利先生 观影高峰期什么时候开始 Oh, Mr. Lemley, when does our rush begin?
现在就开始了 Um, you're looking at it.
看来今晚又要冷冷清清的了 Seems like it's gonna be another slow night.
冷清是一回事 冷清得像个坟场就是另一回事了 Uh, slow is one thing, but graveyard-like is another.
怎么回事 What gives?
电视让我们失去了大部分的顾客 TV has taken a Dracula-sized bite out of our business.
另外 新开的免下车电影院"星光" Also, that new drive-in that's just opened up, the Starlight,
让情况雪上加霜 doesn't help either.
不好意思 客厅和汽车电影院 根本比不上 Excuse me, living rooms and drive-ins cannot compete
在巴比伦宫这样的宫殿里看电影 with the experience of seeing a movie in a palace like the Babylonium.
人们需要被提醒一下 People need to be reminded of that.
在《河谷镇纪事报》上 刊登广告怎么样 How about an ad in the Riverdale Register?
或是在电视上播放 《河谷镇大看台》时 Or what about a commercial on television
插播广告 aired during Riverdale Grandstand?
这样所有的孩子都会看到 All the kids will see it that way.
劲歌热舞确实很辛苦 Dancing up a storm sure is hard work.
所以白天时 我喜欢用丰盛的布罗森枫糖浆 That's why I like to fortify myself throughout the day
来增强体力 with hearty helpings of Blossom maple syrup.
-在薄煎饼上试试 -华夫饼 -Try it on your pancakes... -Waffles...
-饼干 -甚至是你最爱的冰淇淋 -Biscuits... -And even your favorite ice cream.
十个美国人中有九个都同意 Nine out of 10 Americans agree there is nothing quite like
布罗森枫特甜糖浆风味无与伦比 the extra sweet flavor of Blossom maple syrup.
记住 孩子们 不只是早餐才能吃到 And remember, kids, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
现已推出经济罐装 Now in economy-sized tins.
停 And cut!
["Listen to Me, Baby" playing over speakers]
好了 孩子们 伴随着《听我说 宝贝》再次起舞 All right, kids, let's swing again to "Listen to Me, Baby."
♪ Open your ears Hear what I've got to say ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, open your ears Hear what I've got to say ♪
你好 Hey there.
你叫贝蒂 对吧 It's Betty, right?
我是特洛伊 我平时的搭档朱迪得了腮腺炎 I'm Troy. My usual partner, Judy, has the mumps.
想让我带你去跳舞吗 Wanna let me take you out for a spin?
当然可以 Sure, you might as well.
太棒了 Now, that's swell.
["My Memories of You" playing over speakers]
♪ All I have to keep me Is my memories of you... ♪
♪ I sit alone at night... ♪
是真的吗 So is it true?
你喜欢男人盯着你看 That you, uh, like it when guys watch you?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
拜托 坦白交代吧 我们都听说过那件事 Come on, fess up. I mean, we've all heard the story.
录完节目后 我们一起去河边 After we wrap here, how about you and I go down to the river,
你可以为我上演一场 私人表演 如何 you can put on a little private show for me?
你愿意吗 Will you?
把你的脏手从我身上拿开 变态 Get your paws off me, you creep.
贝蒂 Betty. Betty.
你不能在直播节目上这么做 You cannot do that on live television.
好样的 Attagirl.
我都说无数次了 那不是我的错 For the 100th time, it wasn't my fault.
特洛伊对我动手动脚 他乱摸我的 Troy got fresh with me. He grabbed my...
就算他乱摸你 那也是因为你声名狼藉 If he did, it's because you have created a fast reputation.
我根本没碰他 I barely touched him.
你怎么回事 What is the matter with you?
你知道如何解决这个问题吗 You know what would solve this problem?
你让我离开《河谷镇大看台》 If you let me off Riverdale Grandstand.
这样吧 我会跟节目里所有的年轻男子聊聊 You know what? I'll have a little chat with all of the young men on our show,
没人会跟你跳舞的 and no one is going to dance with you.
等等 那我要做什么 Wait. So, what am I gonna be doing then?
你可以闷闷不乐地坐在角落里 我才不在乎 You can sit in the corner and stew like a sourpuss for all I care.
你好 雷伯里先生 Hi, Mr. Rayberry.
抱歉 我能进来吗 Oh, I'm sorry. Can I come in?
当然 只要你不偷任何东西 Sure, as long as you don't swipe anything.
听着 我一直在考虑这件事 我不想放弃写作 Look, I've been thinking about it. I don't wanna give up writing.
就算放弃高中文凭也无所谓 My high school diploma be damned.
我同意 你说得对 你不该停止写作 I agree. And you're right, you shouldn't stop writing.
但你确实需要一个幌子 But you do need a front.
-一个掩护 -幌子 -A cover. -A front?
我有朋友在好莱坞 I have friends in Hollywood who were blacklisted
麦卡锡敲响 所谓的共产主义威胁的警钟时 when McCarthy was ringing the alarm on the so-called communist threat,
他们上了黑名单 但继续用假名写信 and, uh, they kept writing, but under pseudonyms.
你应该这么做 You should do that. Hmm?
用别的名字发表你想发表的东西 Publish what you want under a different name,
沃瑟斯绝对不会知道 and Werthers will be none the wiser.
好 但你真以为沃瑟斯会相信 Yeah, but do you really think that Werthers is gonna buy
我要彻底放弃创作漫画吗 that I just quit writing comic books altogether?
你想得太简单了 不是吗 It's so simplistic, no?
把水搅浑就不会了 Not if you muddy the waters.
比如你告诉沃瑟斯 Like if you tell Werthers
你要把注意力从恐怖漫画 you're shifting your focus off horror comic books
转移到快乐动物漫画上 to, I don't know, happy animal comic books.
对 比如说《超级鸭子》 Yeah. Yeah, like Super Duck.
对 没错 Yeah, exactly.
告诉沃瑟斯你在写《超级鸭子》 Tell Werthers you're writing Super Duck,
继续用化名写恐怖故事 uh, keep churning out the horror stories under an alias,
问题就解决了 对吧 and problem solved, right?
天啊 阿奇 God, Archie.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?
我该怎么办 我 What am I gonna do? I...
听着 Listen.
把你自己交给她 凯文 Just put yourself in her hands, Kevin.
一切顺其自然 Let nature take its course.
你的第一次就是这样吗 Is that how your first time went?
凯文 Kevin.
我也还是处男 I'm still a virgin too.
是吗 You are?
对 Yeah.
真是滑天下之大稽 Well, doesn't that beat all.
如果你和我都是处男 If I'm a virgin and you're a virgin,
我为什么要去找特瓦拉 而你不用 why do I have to go to Twyla and you don't?
我为什么要去证明什么 而你不用 Why do I have to prove something and you don't?
这世界真奇怪 不是吗 It's funny how the world works, isn't it?
合同协议书
我们很高兴你想通了 琼斯先生 We're so pleased you've come to your senses, Mr. Jones.
先别急 我们有条件 Just hold your horses. We have some stipulations.
这跟你有什么关系 雷伯里先生 And what exactly is your interest in this, Mr. Rayberry?
你怎么会认识琼斯先生 How do you even know Mr. Jones?
我们在佩普漫画公司是同事 Well, we are colleagues at Pep Comics.
我最近开始指导贾格赫德 And I just most recently started to mentor Jughead.
你真是宽宏大度 How, uh, magnanimous of you.
根据这个协议 贾格赫德同意停止创作恐怖漫画 Jughead agrees to stop writing horror comics, per this agreement.
但我会继续为佩普创作其他漫画 But I will continue to write comics for Pep.
尤其是《超级鸭子》 Specifically Super Duck.
内容很健康 老少皆宜 It's wholesome, family-friendly fare.
可以说是毫无争议 Unobjectionable, you might say.
虽然我们很欣赏 Well, although we appreciate
贾格赫德在抑制他之前工作的 暴力内容 Jughead's curbing the violent content of his previous work...
好了 我们直奔主题吧 博士 好吗 Okay, let's cut the bull, doc. Okay?
你们对我学生的所作所为违背宪法 What you were doing to my mentee is unconstitutional.
如果你继续骚扰他 And if you continue to harass him,
我已经准备好让事态升级到 我们需要的程度 I am prepared to escalate this as far as we need to go.
雷伯里先生 你说的是家长教师联谊会吗 Are you talking about the PTA, Mr. Rayberry?
不 我说的不是家长教师联谊会 Oh, I'm not talking about the PTA.
我说的是一个 叫美国最高法院的小机构 I'm talking about a little organization called the U.S. Supreme Court.
你觉得"琼斯诉教育委员会"怎么样 So how does "Jones v. Board of Education" sound to you?
我很好奇法官对漫画书的看法 I'm curious if the justices would take the same stance regarding comic books
是否和你一样 沃瑟斯斯先生 as you do, Mr. Werthers.
也就是它们和赤裸裸的色情书刊 一样有问题 Namely, that they are as problematic as hardcore pornography?
先生们 不要失去理智 Gentlemen, let's not lose our heads.
我相信没有人想把事情闹大 I'm sure none of us wanna blow this thing out of proportion.
虽然我不是专家 And I'm not an expert,
但在我看来 这个超级鸭子角色是 but it seems to me that this Super Duck character is, uh...
相当无害的 ...quite harmless.
你不同意吗 沃瑟斯博士 Wouldn't you agree, Dr. Werthers?
我暂时同意 Yes. For the moment.
很好 Great.
这真是太好了 Well, this was just tops.
我很高兴能重返学校 So glad to be back.
["Let's Make Love Tonight" playing on record player]
♪ I've been waiting a long time ♪
♪ Just waiting... ♪
宝贝 朱利安告诉我你想找点乐子 So, baby, Julian tells me you're cruising for a good time.
来吧 和我跳舞 Come. Dance with me.
你可以跟着我跳 You can follow my lead.
让特瓦拉好好照顾你 Let Twyla take care of you.
你好 Hello.
库珀 Cooper.
给你 谢谢 Here you go. Thank you.
餐厅
贝蒂 Betty.
阿奇 Archie.
谢谢 Thank you.
你在做什么 Uh, what are you up to?
你知道的 Oh, you know, just...
就是从录影棚回家时顺道取一下晚餐 picking up dinner on my way home from the studio.
贝蒂 Say, uh, Betty.
我能问你一件事吗 Can I ask you something?
问吧 Yeah.
你之前和凯文交往时 When you and Kevin were dating...
怎么 what...?
他怎么样 How was he?
-什么意思 -我不知道 是这样的 -What do you mean? -I don't know. Uh, well...
他爸总是觉得凯文很奇怪 his dad's got it into his head that Kevin's funny, you know?
就像一匹离群的马 An off horse.
我猜他性格有点像女生 A little girly, I guess?
你不会指望我八卦吧 Archie, you don't expect me to kiss and tell, do you?
不会 No.
当然不会 No, of course not.
总之 希望今晚过后 凯文会改邪归正 Anyway, hopefully after tonight, Kevin will straighten out and fly right.
什么意思 为什么 今晚会发生什么 What do you mean? Why? What's happening tonight?
没什么 天啊 我不该说的 Nothing. God, I shouldn't have said anything.
阿奇 你什么意思 告诉我今晚会发生什么 Archie, what do you mean? Tell me what's happening tonight.
凯文 不要 Kevin, don't do it!
天啊 Oh, God.
我来得太迟了吗 发生什么不好的事了吗 Am I too late? Did something bad happen?
这里只发生了一件事 那就是什么事都没发生 The only thing that happened in here was a whole lot of nothing.
我们刚才在跳舞 We were having a little dance party,
我对他做了一点亲昵动作 I let down my hair a little,
然后他就开始像婴儿一样嚎啕大哭 说"我做不到" then he started bawling like a baby, saying, "I can't do it."
但今晚可能也并非一无所获 But tonight might not be a total bust.
过来 甜心 Come here, sugar.
你真是个型男 来特瓦拉这里 You're a hunk and a half. Come to Twyla.
我是来找朋友的 I'm just here for my friend.
他是你的朋友 是吗 Oh, he's your friend, is he?
这就说得通了 That makes sense.
特瓦拉了解情况 Twyla knows the score.
她不止一次遇到过这种事 She's been around the block more than once.
带他走吧 Take him.
他是你的了 He's all yours.
走吧 凯文 我们走 Come on, Kev. Let's split.
你为什么来找我 阿奇 Why'd you come get me, Archie?
我在老爹的店遇到了贝蒂 I ran into Betty at Pop's.
告诉她发生了什么 她气炸了 I told her what was going on and she blew a gasket.
她说我必须来救你 She said I had to...
免得你做出一件 可能会给你留下终身阴影的事 come and save you from doing something that might scar you for life.
天啊 她都气炸了 Boy, was she frosted.
我该怎么跟他们说 What am I gonna say to the guys, Archie?
等他们知道发生了什么 或者没发生什么 When they find out what happened, what didn't happen,
我就完蛋了 it'll be the end of me.
我永远都成不了正常人 I'm never gonna be a normal fella.
嘿 这样如何 Hey, what about this?
我们就告诉他们 你跟特瓦拉做了 We're gonna tell them that you made it with Twyla.
就说你们上床了 我会帮你圆谎 That you went all the way. I'll back you up.
我会给你一些素材 And I'll give you some things to say.
我在杂志上 Things that I've...
读到过或听弗兰克叔叔说过的东西 read in magazines or heard my Uncle Frank say.
别担心 凯文 Don't worry, Kevin.
我会帮你做足准备 把他们都糊弄过去 We're gonna get you on the stick and sell it.
好的 Okay.
《黑板丛林》正在热映
不管你是什么人 No matter who you are,
飙车族还是啦啦队员 hot-rodder or cheerleader,
书呆子还是运动员 bookworm or jock,
老古板还是垮掉的一代 square or beatnik,
我们内心深处都渴望着同样的东西 deep down, we all yearn for the same things.
冒险 浪漫 刺激 Adventure, romance, excitement.
如果我告诉你只要49美分 Well, what if I told you that for just 49 cents,
你就能同时拥有这些 甚至更多呢 you could have all that and more?
电影有把我们传送到世界各地的魔力 Movies have the power to transport us all over the world,
但只有巴比伦电影院能让你身临其境 but only if you see them in a theater like the Babylonium.
这里神奇又特别 甚至在这里大哭一场也让人畅快淋漓 They're magical, special places where it even feels good to cry.
这是一个科学事实 在电影院里看电影 效果会更好 It's a scientific fact: movies are better in movie theaters.
来巴比伦电影院吧 Come to the Babylonium
欢笑或痛哭 to laugh, to cry,
一起坐在黑暗中 体验震撼人心的力量 to sit in the dark and experience something powerful together,
生平第一次 and fall in love with the movies again
再次爱上电影 for the first time.
莱姆利先生 怎么样 Well, Mr. Lemley?
你觉得广告怎么样 What did you think of the commercial?
完美 Perfection.
你何不买几个广告位 So why don't you buy a few choice spots
看能不能把口碑传出去 and see if it gets word of mouth going?
维罗妮卡 过去几个月 我一直在和一个有兴趣的买家 Veronica, I've been negotiating the sale of the Babylonium
协商出售巴比伦的事 to an interested party for the last few months.
对方终于下达了正式报价 The official offer finally came through.
谁要买 Who's buying it?
是你父母 Well, it's your parents.
我就是这样认识他们的 That's how I know them.
我父母 My parents?
他们都不是电影院行业的 They're not even in the movie theater business.
他们甚至不欣赏电影 They don't even appreciate movies.
我以为你知道 Well, I assumed you knew.
据我所知 他们要把巴比伦变成停车场 It's my understanding they're gonna turn the Babylonium into a parking lot.
雷伯里先生 你那番最高法院的说辞令人折服 Mr. Rayberry, that Supreme Court bit was inspired.
你把沃瑟斯博士吓得屁滚尿流 You had Dr. Werthers quaking in his boots,
而费瑟黑德校长脸上的表情 真是笑死人了 and Principal Featherhead's face was priceless.
纸老虎经不起吓唬 Straw men fall easily.
但我很高兴你要重返学校 But I'm glad, though, that you're going back to school,
而且还能继续创作漫画 and that you get to keep writing comic books.
我还想跟你谈谈这件事呢 Mm. I wanted to talk to you about that.
如果你真成为我的导师呢 What if you were to really be my mentor?
我没意见 I'm open.
但让我先喝完这杯奶昔 再签领养文件 好吗 Let me finish this milkshake before we sign any adoption papers, huh?
没问题 当然 Right-o. Yeah. Yeah, of course.
不过我确实想告诉你 我决定重读自己的小说 Look, I did wanna tell you, though, that I've decided to re-read my novel.
我觉得是时候了 I think it's time.
爱德华霍普的真迹画作 An Edward Hopper original.
你肯定值不少钱 Bet you're worth a pretty penny.
爸爸 Dad?
你度过了一个不简单的夜晚 You had quite an eventful evening.
我知道你去找特瓦拉了 I know that you went and saw Twyla.
怎么会 How?
朱利安告诉你的吗 Did Julian tell you?
因为一开始就是我让他向你提议的 Only because I asked for him to suggest it to you in the first place.
我以为这个主意要是来自你的同学 I thought maybe if the idea came from one of your classmates,
你可能会更愿意去做 you might be more inclined to do it.
-这个嘛 -我和特瓦拉谈过了 -Well...-I spoke to Twyla.
就在阿奇过去救走你之后 Right after Archie came and rescued you.
她告诉了我事情的经过 She told me what happened.
说你不能或者不愿意 That you couldn't or wouldn't.
还说你开始哭 That you started to cry.
我不知道昨晚到底发生了什么 I don't know exactly what happened last night,
但汤姆刚打来电话 but Tom just called,
他说凯文不会再参加篮球队了 and he told me that Kevin will no longer be on the basketball team.
可怜的汤姆 Poor Tom.
我同情他 有个扭曲的儿子 I feel for him, having a son who's bent.
真可惜 Such a shame.
你不吃早餐了吗 What about your breakfast?
没胃口了 Lost my appetite.
我仔细考虑了我们昨天的谈话 莱姆利先生 I've been mulling over our conversation from yesterday, Mr. Lemley,
我想买下巴比伦电影院 and I'd like to buy the Babylonium.
更确切地说 More specifically,
我想用我个人收藏的这幅画 I'd like to trade this painting from my personal collection
交换电影院 for your theater.
我跟克莱斯比谈过了 I've spoken to Crestby's,
我想你会发现 在公开市场上 and I think you'll find that, on the open market,
霍普真迹的价值 要比我父母的出价高得多 an original Hopper is worth much more than what my parents are offering you.
-我跟你父母已经谈得差不多了 -我知道 -I'm deep in negotiations with your folks. -I know.
可是 But...
我们的广告不是虚假的 our commercial wasn't false advertising.
去电影院看电影真的很特别 Going to the movies is special.
在巴比伦电影院工作 哪怕只是短暂的一段时间 Working here at the Babylonium, even briefly,
让我的心底重新燃起了激情 has rekindled something in me.
再说了 如果知道 Plus, wouldn't you feel better
有人会继续运营这个电影院 照常放着电影 你不会好受点吗 knowing that someone's keeping the lights on and the projector running?
继续向巴比伦展现 你多年来给予它的爱和尊重 Showing the Babylonium the same love and respect that you have all these years?
我不知道 贝蒂 我好像搞砸了跟凯文的关系 I don't know. I think I messed up with Kevin, Betty.
-我好像让情况变得更糟了 -不 阿奇 -I think I made things worse. -No, Arch.
你是想让他融入进来 让他有归属感 You were trying to include him, make him feel like a part of things.
你尽自己所能保护了他 You protected him as best as you could.
真是一幅美景啊 Well, isn't this a sight to behold?
我父母想邀请所有学生 My mother and father wanted to invite any and all students
参加今天下午的 《河谷镇大看台》录制 to this afternoon's taping of Riverdale Grandstand.
-为什么是今天 -因为这是我们的第50集 -Why today's? -Because it's our 50th episode
我父母想在荧幕上看到一些新面孔 and my parents wanna see some fresh faces on screen.
再见 Toodle-loo.
这个世界真是不可救药 太不可思议了 I can't believe how screwed up the world is.
我知道 I know.
虚伪 The hypocrisy.
无论我们在经历了什么 无论我们的父母让我们经历什么 No matter what we're going through, what our parents are putting us through,
只要我们像训练有素的海豹一样 在《大看台》上笑着跳舞 as long as we show up on Grandstand smiling and dancing like trained seals,
一切就都完美无缺 everything is peachy keen.
成年人只会告诉我们 该怎么想 怎么做 And all the grownups do is tell us what to think, how to act.
该穿什么 该跟谁约会 How to dress, who to date.
他们想控制我们的生活 我们却什么都做不了 They're trying to control our lives, and there's not a thing we can do.
第50集《河谷镇大看台》
也许吧 Maybe.
但也许不是 But maybe not.
["Ko Ko Mo (I Love You So)" playing over speakers]
快来跳舞 播放今日热门歌曲
♪ Ko, ko, mo, ko, ko, mo Ko, ko, mo ♪
《河谷镇大看台》
♪ Ko, ko, mo, ko, ko, mo Ko, ko, mo ♪
今日热门歌曲
♪ Ko, ko, mo, ko, ko, mo Ko, ko, mo ♪
♪ Oh, talk to me, baby Whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Talk to me, baby Whisper in my ear ♪
♪ Come a little closer Don't have no fear ♪
♪ Don't you know... ♪
好了 各位 Okay, boys and girls.
现在是美国最新的舞蹈热潮 Now it's time for America's latest dance craze.
旋转舞 The twirl.
["Red Hot" playing over speakers]
♪ My gal is red hot ♪
♪ Your gal ain't doodly-squat ♪
♪ Yes, she is My gal is red hot ♪
♪ Your gal ain't doodly-squat ♪
♪ She ain't got a lotta money But, loving, she's really got a lot ♪
♪ Ha, ha My gal is red hot... ♪
嘿 你们这些潮人 想看看真正的旋转舞是什么样吗 Hey. You cool cats wanna see what a real twirl looks like?
♪ Your gal ain't doodly-squat ♪
♪ She ain't got a lotta money But, loving, she's really got a lot ♪
♪ My gal can do the shimmy She can do the boogie too ♪
♪ And if she ain't a Jim Dandy She's a snapperoo ♪
♪ Ooh, my gal is red hot ♪
♪ Your gal ain't doodly-squat ♪
♪ She ain't got a lotta money But, loving, she's really got a lot ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ That's my gal, man That's my gal... ♪
爱丽丝 Alice. Alice.
爱丽丝 Alice!
不要 No, no, no.
别拍了 Stop filming.
切到 Cut to commercial...
我们很抱歉
我们遇到了技术问题
你知道 Do you have any idea
这样会让电视台陷入多大的麻烦吗 how much trouble you could get the station in?
你疯了 You're out of control.
不 妈妈 No, Mom.
我十分清醒 I am in complete control.
我很清楚自己在做什么 也知道原因 I knew exactly what I was doing and why.
什么 What?
母亲 以后的《河谷镇大看台》节目 Now, Mother, may I please be excused
我能缺席吗 from future episodes of Riverdale Grandstand?
你被踢出节目了 You are off the show!
但是你伤了我的心 贝蒂 But you broke my heart, Betty.
维罗妮卡小姐 你找我有事 You rang, Ms. Veronica?
是的 斯密瑟斯 Yes, Smithers.
我想让你给我父母发一封电报 I'd like you to send a telegram to my parents.
亲爱的妈妈和爸爸 停顿 Dear Mom and Dad. Stop.
我现在是巴比伦的新主人 停顿 I am now the new owner of the Babylonium. Stop.
它永远不会变成停车场 停顿 Which will never turn into a parking lot. Stop.
代我向奥森叔叔问好 结束 My best to Uncle Orson. Stop.
嘿 凯文 Hey, Kev.
克雷 Clay.
你们午饭吃什么 What are you guys doing for lunch?
抱歉 阿奇 我的篮球生涯结束了 Sorry, Archie, my basketball days are over.
是啊 我听说了 Yeah, I heard.
我其实想和你们一起吃顿饭 I was actually hoping to break bread with you guys.
聊聊音乐 戏剧 电影明星之类的事 Talk about things like music, plays, movie stars.
有何不可 Why not?
好啊 Yeah, sure.
好极了 Oh, that's boss.
休息室给我留个位置 Save me a spot in the lounge.
["Hot Mama" playing]
♪ I'm a hot mama ♪
-♪ I'm known by that name ♪ -♪ Hot mama ♪
♪ I'm just a hot mama ♪
-♪ I'm known by that name ♪ -♪ Hot mama ♪
♪ Hot mama ♪
♪ Hands off, daddy If you can't cool the plane ♪
♪ Hot mama, hot mama ♪
♪ I'm warning all you chicks Telling you what's right ♪
♪ Hot mama ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm warning all you chicks Telling you what's right... ♪
库珀小姐 Ms. Cooper.
能去我办公室谈谈吗 Might I have a word with you in my office?
你妈妈昨晚给我打电话了 Your mother called me last night.
她很担心 She's very concerned.
担心你 还有你的 About you and your...
古怪行为 erratic behavior.
是的 一个有自己想法和欲望的少女 Yes, well, a teenage girl with a mind and desires of her own,
很令人担忧 不是吗 it's all very concerning, isn't it?
贝蒂 感觉你饱受折磨 You're so tortured, Betty.
我们该拿你怎么办 What are we going to do with you?
沃瑟斯博士把关注从我身上 And with Dr. Werthers shifting his glowering attention
转向了贝蒂 from me to Betty...
这让我可以在两个轨道上 继续我崭露头角的喜剧生涯 I was now able to continue my budding comic career on twin tracks
毕竟我的导师雷伯里先生有可能 with the prospect of Mr. Rayberry as my mentor
敦促我打字到深夜 keeping me up and typing late into the night.
晚上好 先生 Evening, sir.
抱歉这么晚来送东西 Apologies for the late delivery.